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帅锅语录◎22
（一）
电视里娱乐节目在报道孙俪。
我：快来看你女朋友！
帅锅（飞奔而来）：哪一个哪一个！哦俪俪！
我：你知道她男朋友是谁吗？
帅锅：不知道，谁啊？
我：邓超。
帅锅（恨恨地）：B*TCH!
（二）
帅锅开车。
我：怎么路上那么多井盖？
帅锅：很和谐的。
我：为什么两条车道上都有井盖？需要那么多井盖吗？
帅锅：他们做活动买一送一嘛。
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